13 June 2010

Lynne and Tessa made a commercial Trailer for a new game for the Wii computer. As a side product this Karaoke Video was published.

18 Feb 2009

Tessa Watzik made an interview in an German TV format in February 2008 about her career as internet starlet. You can find the video with English synchronization here.

22 Jan 2008

Steffen Nork informed me that he plan to delete his old blogs form hos old website and I should save the interview with Lynne & Tessa. This was done. You find two of the interviews in english now here. A third interview is only available in german.

Clipfish Videoblog 9 Transscript

Remark: ??? stands for Problems, understanding what they said. Notes for better understanding you found in []. Special Extended Version, as never seen before! Includes all the parts which were removed from the official Clipfish release version.

Tessa + Lynne: Hallo, Hi

Lynne: So, now I pushed the table away, I don't give a damn. The first round is over now, there are three winners: For one Baseflower…

Tessa: Piccina, who snitched the wildcard, and Tommiye

Lynne: Tommi-Ye…

Tessa: Ok, I want to say something about it. Tommi-Ye or whatever it is pronounced has cashed-in so many clicks within one night, that he won. But I can't remember seeing him, I don't know, however… I have seen him once on place 1, in the very beginning. But I can't remember he was soo good that he could win. Yes, my statement now is, without implying it, but I am of the opinion he probably cheated, and in case he would really win in the end then I state here very clearly, I will refuse to meet him. I don't accept it.

Lynne: The matter is, he says he doesn't want to.

Tessa: yes, ok, then I ask myself, why he participates at all. The gag is, don't know, you can't win a trip to Mallorca [Spanish holiday island in the Mediterranean Sea, very popular in Europe -HOT] or something, but a meeting with us, and if he doesn't want that, he should simply leave it.

Lynne: It's just this way: My problem with the whole matter is that I don't understand why you can't see it just as fun but instead operate far more seriously than you should do.

Tessa: Yes, anyway, he offered to do a drawing, a raffle, a lottery or something.

Lynne: Well now, if you also want to do it this way:…

Tessa: …no, not possible, too. …

Lynne: …First of all, this is not possible to do a draw or a raffle, because you shall be rewarded for what you have done, here and there. We can even say you can come to Frankfurt and explore the town on your own…

Tessa: …we don't want to force you to, for God's sake…

Lynne: …we can make a plan for you, write down the places which definitively should be visited, and you can walk alone.

Tessa: No, that's not the way… Anyway, Tommiye, I don't understand why you have won. I think the video with which you won is, no kidding, [literally: "without crap"] really crappy. No really, I think it's bad. There are hundreds of people, who participate, and there are about 99 better videos, and I don't understand why especially this video won in any way. I find cheating really is a crap, and I hope, nobody will have the idea to do the same. Because, that's not the way it should be. It's not about outplaying other people in the shortest time possible. That is bullshit.

Lynne: Yes, it's more about something positive, and therefore I will start now and mention some things which are not as negative, as the topic before.

Tessa: Yes.

Lynne: There is for example the Buffy Witch. I noticed in her performance that with the things she does, there is a certain nice beaming, gleaming,…

Lynne: you see that she really …enjoys…

Tessa: …grinning cheek! [draws the corners of her mouth to the ears]

Lynne …yes, enjoys very much what she does there - yes, sweet!

Tessa: Then we had Leo Lias, don't know, but I think you pronounce them this way

Lynne: Leo Lias?

Tessa: A song done very quick in front of an orange background.

Lynne: It's not the most inventive effect, but they are still quite impressive.

Tessa: It's simply something different. Well, not really, but it somehow cute, I think it's great.

Lynne: Yo, also not bad I think is Sto-ffelta.. Stoffel -ta? So difficult, why can't you just have names like John and Peter? Anyway, they have done "Getting away with murder" from Papa Roach. They have done a Garage-Band video, very sweet. Probably can't play guitar a bit, have never seen a drum kit before, but they try and that's sweet. Sweet, everything is just sweet. (Makes a grimace) Sweet, sweet, sweet, every time again sweet´…

Tessa: …it's just a word, all is sweet.

Tessa: Then there is Sternlein1310 [and Hasi1703 -HOT] They are, let me say, a little older than the targeted audience, if there is something like that. Could be my parents and I think it's very admirable that they dare to do such a thing. Above all at this age. Don't believe that you, don't know, are ancient or something, but perhaps you know what I mean.

Lynne: Mostly it is so that older people look at our lip-sync videos and say, how could you make a monkey [a fool] of yourself?!

Tessa: "Yes, the youth of today, the youth of today, yo"…"

Lynne: "What do they do? In our times we went fishing, and have..."

Tessa: "… have eaten Krautsalad ..."

Lynne:"...built dams at creeks" - well, it's just a phenomenon of Zeitgeist.

Tessa: I think it's good, we find that it's good.

Lynne: Yo, yo, yo…

Tessa: Then I would say, don't cheat and so on… I would like to come to the end now, but it's still about this Tommiye, no kidding…

Lynne: …yeees, yees…

Tessa: …it annoys me very much.

Lynne: But there will be a second round…

Tessa: ??? [not understood}

Lynne: …and it is just starting, the cards are shuffled again, and… if we forget a video, which you think is really good, write us a mail via Clipfish.de or make an entry in our Guestbook, like "Hey, this one would be a wild card aspirant" when he has got less points than deserved or so.

Tessa: Or you vote yourself!

Lynne: Yes, of course… The best way would be to sit down every three hours and vote for the person. But if it doesn't work sometimes…

Tessa: But don't forget your life off of the computer! You know, everything can evolve into an addiction, if you do it excessively and - no power to addiction!

Lynne: That reminds me of…

Tessa: No power to the drugs!

Lynne: …a video in the internet from 9live [a quiz TV channel where you call in to win prizes -HOT], where a woman called and complained "I'm in a state of shock, the telephone bill last month was about 3100 Euro [US $4,500]"

Tessa: Because she called so often?

Lynne: Mhmm

Tessa: And what advice did they give her?

Lynne: Not to call anymore. And since then I hear very often that you shouldn't call them too often. Set yourself limits everywhere and then it will be ok.

Tessa: For my part, I don't hold these call-in shows in high esteem, but what I find funny, and even funnier are the people calling, is the Tarot-shows…

Lynne:…nonono, best are…

Tessa:…and that's something like: "Hach, I do call because of money" and the host answers "You have worries about money, right?" - "Yes, yes, for god's sake, how did you know that?!" and…

Lynne: …no, no, much better…arrgh… [mimicks to strangle Tessa]

Tessa: …then: "At night you have to expect darkness." Now you go on.

Lynne: And then there is a lady who can speak with the dead, she has a vase on the table, puts her hand on it, and then people call and mean: "Fritz-Wolfgang died three years ago in a car accident" and the lady begins, "I'm getting in contact with Fritz-Wolfgang, I see he had pains" - "Yes, yes!" - "And he was full of blood, much blood" - "Yes!" - and then it goes on, she tells the dead are in a kind of purgatory, but in the language of the dead it is called much more positive, the ghost will come into the "winter garden", where they speak with God, and beg a little, whether they will come into heaven or hell…

Tessa: In the winter garden…

Lynne: …and in the end of this séance it's going so far that the woman asks "Are you ready for a physical contact with the dead?" and then they say "Of course!", then they put their hands in the air, and the woman says, "Now comes the touch", then you hear "No, not really" - "But now!" - "Yes, perhaps, yes, yees, yeeees!"

Tessa: That's my key finder, it reacts when a voice is so high…

Lynne: (squeaks)

Tessa: …pitched that it is mistaken it with a whistle.

Lynne: (whistles)

Tessa: Now nothing happens. Well, I'd say we'll stop at this point, and remember, the people in various call-in shows cheat as every other shouldn't do, as well. You stay cool, and - how do you call it (spreads fingers) stay… uhmmm,..

Lynne: …that's more like…

Tessa: …Westcoast!

Lynne: No, that isn't Westcoast, it is Star Trek, *this* is Westcoast (spreads her fingers in another way and tries to spread Tessa's fingers accordingly).

Tessa: (tries to do it, too) This way? - I can…(struggles with her fingers) I can only do this…(spreads her fingers the "horned" way, Lynne shrugs shoulders) Ok, people, you know - you and you and you and you out there, uhmm…

Lynne: …love each other…

Tessa: …love each other, and so…

Lynne: Today we have babbled way too much

Tessa: Yeah…

Lynne: (switches off the cam)

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